farmerzyPL

root@stodola:~# cat historia.txt

Once upon a harvest, somewhere between Radom and the middle of nowhere, five farmers found a ThinkPad T420 in a haystack. They thought nmap was a fertilizer calculator. By the time they realized it wasn't, half the county had been scanned and the first flags were already drying in the silo.

Today the barn runs Gentoo (it compiles overnight, like the cows), the silo is a Faraday cage, and the rooster runs the morning standup at 04:30 sharp. We rotate crops and we rotate keys. Other teams have sponsors — we have a diesel generator and the best soil in the voivodeship.

// Orka. Siew. Pwn. Żniwa. //

root@stodola:~# ls -la /home/zaloga/

total 5 // drwxr-xr-x // sunburnt, airgapped, undefeated at the county fair

abno525

[ OFFENSIVE OPS / PENTESTER ]

Doesn't pick locks — picks up the door. Once brute-forced a combine harvester's CAN bus because it refused to start before his coffee. Runs Kali on the tractor's GPS unit.

• doors bypassed: 525
• passwords needed: 0
• favorite tool: hydra (and an actual crowbar)

Pobieracz

[ REVERSE ENGINEERING ]

Disassembles everything: packers, binaries, gearboxes. The only farmer in the voivodeship who truly mastered reverse engineering. Reads x86 faster than the Sunday paper. His IDA license has outlived three tractors.

• binaries unpacked: its-a-lot.exe
• gears reversed: all of them
• favorite tool: Ghidra + WD-40

matikx.100

[ WEB APPS ]

The team's striker. Finds holes in any defense: SQLi, XSS, IDOR — top corner, keeper had no chance. Famous for scoring flags in stoppage time, i.e. the last 5 minutes of every CTF.

• holes found in defenses: 100+ (hence the nick)
• alert(1) per 90 min: 9.81
• favorite tool: Burp Suite, left foot

matipejpal

[ BLUE TEAM / SOC ]

The goalkeeper of the network. Watches 40,000 hectares of logs from the silo-SOC and nothing gets past him except sleep. Calls alert fatigue "morning chores". Clean sheet since the last incident (don't ask about the incident).

• logs grepped daily: 4.2 TB
• false positives milked: herd of ~600
• favorite tool: Splunk & a very loud dog

Arinnae

[ OSINT ]

Storms into your infrastructure like it's a failing restaurant and finds every skeleton in every kitchen. Your grandma's blog from 2007? Indexed. That EXIF data you forgot? Framed on the barn wall. She knows what you planted last summer.

• kitchens revolutionized: wszystkie
• geoguessed from one blurry pierogi: yes
• favorite tool: maltego & wayback machine

root@stodola:~# ./zbiory --brag

$ tail -n 8 /var/log/zbiory.log # previous harvests

root@stodola:~# ./kontakt.sh

Recruitment is open every harvest season. Requirements: own gumofilce, basic assembly, no fear of roosters. Apply via CTFtime, CB radio channel 19, or yell across the field — sound carries well around here.